May 2012
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April 2012
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ihopebarackobama: I hope Barack Obama really has to use the restroom so he can pee because hes been holding it in all day, so when he finally goes pee it is the best feeling of his life.
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"Community"
TROY: Why does being a librarian make her even hotter?
ABED: They're keepers of knowledge -- she holds the answers to all our questions like "Will you marry me?" and "Why are there still libraries?"
TROY: I want to be a book, she can pick me up flip through my pages, make sure no one drew wieners in me.
Apr 3rd
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katrwauln asked: I miss you! Beers when I come into town next week? The pub calls to us, surely...
Apr 2nd